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CHILDREN’S PARTIES
- When Vinnie was a kid, kids didn’t have parties every year
- When they did have parties, they were small
- Tallulah went to huge parties
- Trapeze, go-karting, other crazy fun and expensive activities
- She went to a celeb’s kid’s party
- The security guards at the door wouldn’t let parents in
- They had a list at the door with body guards and the whole thing
- The security guards at the door wouldn’t let parents in
- Vinnie wants to reinstate pin the tail on the donkey
BREAD BOWLS
- Panera serves their already-carby dishes in BREAD bowls
- Literally carve the bread out of the bowl, put the mac n cheese or chili in the bowl, and put the excess bread on the side
- This is ridiculous! We have gone on the rails!
- It used to be a tiny portion of something carby on the side
- Now the bread is the main entrée
- You are walking away the loser if you eat that
- It is SO bad for you
- Price of everything, EXCEPT FOR CARBS, has gone down
- This is concerning in and of itself